monsters, inc bloopers transcript

Sulley opens he door and motions for Mike to jump in. Then they exit as patrons scramble. Sulley quickly ducks under the desk. (Sulley is seen sleeping in his bed as the alarm clock switches to 6:05 a.m.), Mike: Hey! Mike: Make it stop, Sulley! Fungus: (impatiently) THE FRONT PAGE! (Randall stomps on one of Sulley's hands, knocking it off the door edge. Mike: (nervously looking around) Kid? (Mike scoots her out of view using a broom, then sprays the area with disinfectant. Smitty: (calling after) Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan! The lead article, "MONSTERS, INC. BACK ON TOP!" Sulley: Aw, just trying to make sure there's enough scream to go around. Celia: (o.s., over P.A. Mike: No! ), (Mr. Waternoose shoves Mike and Sulley through the door. ), (Because the door was lying sideways, Mike's fall changes trajectory as he enters a French kid's room. And the fact that laughter is ten times more powerful than scream had nothing to do with it. (Ms. Flint addresses a panel of pathetic looking recruits, seated behind her. She needs to be driven! Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy, but I don't think that kid's dangerous. New makeup? (Screen flashes to Mike saying goodbye to Boo), (Boo laughs off-screen, along with the other off-screen crew members. (Between each push-up, Sulley springs into the air, striking a fearsome pose and roaring. Sulley cracks his knuckles and shakes to keep it loose. (Charlie, Waxford and Frank push past Randall as they rush to Sulley.). JackFrostandfriend's movie-spoof of "Monsters, Inc." Cast: James P. Sullivan ("Sulley") - Sky (Winx Club) Mike Wazowski - Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6) Boo - Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-it Ralph) Randall Boggs - Vector (Despicable Me) Mr. Henry J. Waternoose III - Mephisto (Lolirock) Celia Mae - GoGo Tomago (Big Hero 6) Well, now there is. ), Mike: (v.o.) He has an idea.). Mike: Now that we have her, he is trying to kill US! Here we go. Mr. Waternoose: Say, I could use your help with something. Sulley: RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR!!!!!! Hmmm. But, if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford. The future is bright at Monsters Incorporated. Ms. Flint: Uh-huh. (As George gets to the door, Sulley bursts through, trampling George.). This has gone too far.). Mike: That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. He backs away and slips on a soccer ball, which ricochets off the wall and beans him squarely on the face. Oh, how could this happen? It's a work in progress. (Sulley exits the stage as the crowd cheers. You like cars? Randall emerges from the door, confused. Sulley: Guys, I told you, call me Sulley. Sulley yells. (Boo roars again.) (Sulley turns the corner and slams into Randall. This is how Outtakes and company play goes in Ryan's Adventures of Monsters, Inc. . The lights return to normal levels.). Mike and Sulley retreat in fear. Sulley: It's just a closet. It travels away on an overhead track.). I know! (They swipe Boo's card key and wait anxiously for her door to arrive. Charlie's eyes go wide. Needleman: You know my mom. Randall's your monster. (Outside of Monstropolis, at morning, the sun rises over Monstropolis, an industry town much like Pittsburgh. ), (Sulley and Mike run onto the crowded Scare Floor and head for an empty station.). Inside, Mary sings. ), Sulley: (v.o.) Yeti: Oh, I just assumed you were buddies, you know, when I saw you out there in the snow hugging and all that Mike: Look at that big jerk. George: Boy, Wazowski looks like he's in trouble. I was so worried. A hanging stereo speaker lands on his head. "Harryhausen's.". Oh, no! Step Brothers (2008) Bloopers, Gag Reel & Outtakes. You were on a roll, my man! Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.. Celia: Sushi? It almost looks like you gotta--, (Mary lifts the hood of her costume. Coming through, please. Boo climbs down from her bed. Help!!!! Was I scary? (Sulley charges toward the bag, stumbling into a waiter. , (Mary opens her mouth, but the piece of cereal flies past her. Yeti: Wasteland? We're sitting targets! We got scarers coming out! (Mike hurls his snowball towards Sulley, but instead, it smashes Randall's invisible face, exposing him to view. (Mike prepares himself and walks towards Roz's station.). ), Sulley: See? One of the eyeballs falls off Ted's face, and his assistant puts it back on. You did it! He turns around to see his tail being dropped by a human girl named Mary [we'll interchange Mary and Boo throughout this page]. Roz: Two and a half years of undercover work were almost wasted when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan. (And a mighty roar it is. Close your eyes, follow me. Go get the stick. She's gone! Waternoose: What is this?! The device is now inches away from his face. He jumps a second time but loses his grip, almost falling. We light your city. (Mike opens the door, but sees only other doors stacked behind it.). Mike gasps. Mi-- (bitterly) Men! FEE, FI, FOE-. The photographer looks up and sees Mary. You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Interviewee #2: It's true! Bile, horrified by the child, lets out an even more blood curling scream of his own. Honest. ), (Sulley jumps onto another track of doors below. We got Boo home. Celia: (calling) Michael!!!! CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight. Monster Kids: (chanting) How many tentacles can jump the rope? Okay, all we have to do is get rid of that "thing." He and Sulley look up to see the entire scare floor looking at them. Mike: Looks like we caught the express, pal! I can be taller! Randall: Can it, Wazowski! (The lead CDA agent shows the charred remains of the M.I. SULLIVAN! Mike walks in.). Boo wiggles inside the bag and makes a peep. It'll be empty, you idiot! (Mike grabs the paperwork and shuffles away.). Mike: I was on TV! Randall: (laughs) What do you know? In the lobby, various monster employees greet Mike and Sulley as they enter.). (Twelve scarer of the month photographs -- all of Sulley -- hang on a wall. No! See the stick? But it would be really great if it didn't do it again. Those numbers are pretty sweet. Mary points to a one eyed teddy bear, out of her reach. Sulley: (on TV) We're working for a better tomorrow today! (to Mary, comforting) Hey, what's the matter? This is the men's room. Waternoose: I can't do that! You know, maybe I should re-align the scream intake valve? ), (Boo re-enters the shot from the left while still laughing. Charlie: (to Mike) George and I are like brothers. ), (It lands on an agent in the middle of the pack! [Outtake 1] [Ryan and Sulley are standing near a chair] Ryantransformer: Speed. (Sulley drags Mike away. You haven't seen anything, have you? Fungus collapses. CDA Agent: (to fellow agent) Careful with that. She grabs Mike's leg, and so is dragged after him.). He tumbles down the mountainside, finally sliding to a stop, face down in the snow. Sulley: Uh Boo um (accepting a toy) Oh, look at that. Mike: We're gonna get our lives back. Mike: It'll be their problem, not ours. (to other CDA) Attention! Mike: Oh, now those were alphabetized!! He falls sideways onto the floor.). Is this one yours? Oh, and wait 'til you see the local village - cutest thing in the world. ), (Sulley hesitantly pushes her head down into the box and shuts the lid. They scream. Agents unbolt the dome and vacuum up the charred remains of the sock.). Come back. The wall of the bedroom begins to rise. (Sulley replaces the simulator door with Boo's door. FATHER: Sleep tight, kiddo. Look! Let me just go outside and make some more. (Monsters run amok, screaming. The front page reads: KID SIGHTING AT SUSHI RESTAURANT. She got this close to me! I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk (For the first time, Sulley turns, his eyes alive.). Computer voice: (over P.A.) Number one wants to talk to you. Another door comin' right up. Now your time is up! Randall and Fungus run out onto the Scare Floor.). She cringes.). Mike: What a night of romance I got ahead of me! (Mike opens the door. ), (Screen flashes to Sulley and Mike walking up to a pair of familiar green dinosaur legs.). Monster Kid: Morning, Mike! The pupils cover their ears. Mike: (forging on) Of my life. Times have changed. Mr. Waternoose: Leave a door open, and a child could walk right into this factory. Mike: Is that a joke? Randall disappears. I saw the whole thing! You know, he's got them shifty eyes. (Screen flashes to the same tentacle arms holding a clapperboard. ), (Mike frees his hand. gym bag, scoops her up, and zips it closed. Red alert! Then finally, a flush.). ), (A sign on the wall reading "DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT" flips from 47 to 0.). Boo looks up at Sulley and smiles. Sulley hangs on with just two fingers.) The idea for Monsters, Inc. started with a lunch in 1994. Mike runs into the lobby, searching for Sulley.). (Nothing but crickets. Needleman: You're messing up the scene! Sulley: Hey, Randall. (Sulley has an idea. This could destroy the company. Fungus: There must be something wrong with the scream intake valve. The silhouette of a large horned creature rises up over he bed. In a moment all the apartment windows are glowing brightly. Come on, enough. 217 of 220 found this interesting | Share this Oh, yeah, I was the fastest one out there. ), (The door shreds with a buzz, spewing out sawdust and leaving only two door knobs. Will you go to sleep? Little Boy: (o.s.) Randall emerges. We could be next! Ted's walking to work. I'll call you! (Randall performs a series of martial art moves.). He picks her up and carries her deep inside the room. Just leave her alone! A shadow cuts across the bed sheets. From behind glass, Sulley watches the load of garbage -- including Boo's eyestalk -- move towards a large smashing machine. I don't like this. Do you have one-nineteen? (SMACK! Sulley runs past various monsters in the hallway. A television sequel/midquel spinoff series titled Monsters at Work was announced during a Disney press release on November 9, 2017. Let's see. (signing quickly) "From your scary friend Best wishes", (The geeks stop in front of a trash chute. Sulley: She's home now! Snakes flowing wildly, she leaps through the air and tackles him to the ground.). Boo is with him, now out of her disguise and wearing only one sock. I picked out an easy door for you, in Nepal. Mike continues his apology, obvious.). We would've had it made! (On the TV, a bored child watches as various monsters cycle past. Read chapters two and three in your manuals. Ow! Mike: Okay, okay! Uh-oh. Mike: It's too late! He leaps forward one door, closing the gap. Mike: Hey, get lost, you two. The circling helicopters head towards them. All you had to do, was listen to me, just ONCE!!! Mike? (Waternoose blinks, uncomprehending. Of course, I did learn from the best. Mike tosses the microphone and runs to her. Mike: (annoyed) Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. Mike: All right, I got a move here. Waternoose: Hmmm, must have missed the memo. Sulley tries to calm her.). Waternoose: Yes, yes, I'm coming. See? Mike's face is totally obscured by the bar code. Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights, and some chair fabric are not gonna fool anyone. (Boo scampers up to Sulley. Well, listen, James, why don't you stop by the simulator after lunch today and give us the scare demonstration we talked about, huh? (Timing is just right, Sulley leaps out onto a passing door. The 2012 3D re-release and 2013 DVD, Blu-Ray, and Blu-Ray 3D versions use the 2009 3D version of the Pixar logo. A siren blares. Mike: I'm telling you, big daddy, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often. Mike: (coy) Oh, that darn paperwork! He can't see where it's coming from. Not in my factory. Too expensive. Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster, to produce superior scream. Mike: Schmoopsie-Poo, I really can't talk. (Sulley smashes the light on top of the door. (Across the room, Waxford turns and looks around revealing many shifty eyes. Sulley's nervous face is hit with light as he scans the room. But when the shredder does shred the door, the machine starts driving around the Scare Floor. Mike: Honey, please. Sulley scoops up Boo and her door and heads for the Simulation Room.). (Ted answers. (Sulley, Mike and Mary duck into a stall and scramble atop the toilet to avoid being spotted. Both dreams do come true , Josh Rivera: (voice slowed down) Action. Ow! ), (Sulley opens the bathroom door, only for Rox to pop out. (The room is lit by candlelight. Smitty: (calling after) Go get 'em, Mr. Soloman! (All doors are ejected and return to the vault.). (SMACK! And don't worry. Hey! (Sulley sits at the mouth of the cave, staring at his hands.). Sulley: (While sliding across) WHOOOAAAA!!!! Mike: What's that? (Sulley tries in vain to catch Boo's eye. No, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. She's seen too much. It must've been dark last night, because this is its door. Mama, 'nother gator got in the house. Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring. Mike: Sulley, I'd like to think that given the circumstances, I have been extremely forgiving up 'til now, but that is a horrible idea! The frenzied CDA agents pounce on the agent with the sock.). The child isn't Boo at all, but the Animatronic Kid from the simulator. (The tiny monster husband flies away. (Sulley growls at the paper kid while dodging it. It's dancing with joy! (Mike closes the door on his face, squishing it and making a goofy face. Where's Wazowski?! You. But when the big hand points down. Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"? Randall: If I don't see a new door in my station in five seconds, I WILL PERSONALLY PUT YOU THROUGH THE SHREDDER!!! Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Ricky Plesuski opens his mouth to reveal a giant set of spiked teeth. Fun filled evening planned for tonight? Sulley barely dares to breathe. This is the script for The Irelanders goes to Monsters Inc [The camera fades in to the little boy's bedroom, at night] Mother: (o.s.) CDA agent #1: Move, move, move! Sulley and I made the cover, right? How did you do that? are heard emerging from the set. Sulley, Mike and Boo burst from the tool panel doorway and run down the hall. (Screen flashes to the dark and empty Scare Floor), (Mike starts running into the scare floor), (Mike closes his eye, not daring to hope. Sulley peeks into the room.). Sulley: (yelling up to Ted) Hey, Ted! Boo cowers at the back of the room, afraid. He scans for Boo, then takes off towards the entrance.). George's fur flies up over the curtain. A monster reading a newspaper sneezes, and fires shoots from his mouth and nose, incinerating his newspaper. One of these days, I am really gonna let you teach that guy a lesson. (Seeing her kitty in danger, Boo's face changes from fear to anger. Sulley makes a run for the door, but it's slammed in his face. Especially you, James. ), Sulley: (v.o.) Mike: SULLEY!!! (Boo pops up from behind Sulley's shoulder. DR. We're just two regular Joes on our way to work. This is not what Randall was expecting.). Jerry: (o.s.) (Needleman realigns one of the Monster of the Month photosall of which depict Sulley) Smitty: Hey, it's still leaning to the left! Mike: All right, come on, over the plate, let's see the old stuff here, pal. Uh-oh. We can start a whole new life somewhere far away! Randall! He wants the door, I get the door. Huh? Ms. Flint: Right there. Randall: Will you move it?! He lets this information sink in.). The lights in the room dim, and the animatronic kid resets. (Randall and the other monsters follow suit. We're closed. Hopper laughs and Slim leaves, demanding that they stop the camera. You'll have the child, and the criminals responsible for this whole mess. (Charlie, the assistant at the next station, turns to Mike.). Amplified stomach gurgles are heard while he waits. Announcer: (v.o.) Both know it's true. (Mary runs up and latches onto Sulley's arm, whimpering.). Prepare for decontamination. Mr. Waternoose pours himself a cup of the thick gooey liquid.). Mike: Come on, the coast is clear. (Mike trips on a lamp and flies across the floor. (cries), (Mr. Waternoose grabs a nearby yellow scream can.). (Mike freaks, accidentally spraying disinfectant squarely into his own eye! What-?! (Randall grabs Fungus' mouth, shutting him up. (Sulley runs down the hallway, carrying both Boo and Mike.). No way! (The kid turns on a light, revealing Mike, sitting on a stool, microphone in hand.). the doors surrounding them activate too. Sulley climbs up and balances on its metal railing.). Come on! Mike: Okay, look, I think I have a plan here. (Mike closes his eye, not daring to hope). (Sulley can't quite believe his eyes. We settle on Claws which causes the child to scream.). Who-?! ), (Randall uncamoflages in front of the door, and opens it. Sulley: (uncomfortable) Oh, hey, Celia Welia. I'm out of ideas. (Fungus is suddenly pulled up into the ceiling by a pair of large blue hands. Sulley: I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey. ), (The only available door is on the ground, undergoing some sort of maintenance. The door turns, suddenly going into a ninety degree drop.). Crazed with pain, Bile runs around the room, squealing and holding his backside.). gym bag to Waternoose.). Randall: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Mike: I don't believe it. To Sulley, she is like a diseased rat. Sulley: Boo? Dodgeball was the best. (Claws' assistant slaps him across the face.). Sushi Chef: There's a kid here! Sulley motions for her to stay quiet. Employee Walla: Way to go, Randall! You'll make him lose his focus. Needleman is shown wearing a red disposable glove over his head. About how you enter the room! Mike smiles in recognition. A horn sounds, and each scarer rushes up to their door. Mike: (to Sulley) Oh, no, my scare reports! ), (The sled is narrowly missing boulders, and picking up speed until), (Sulley's sled smashes into a boulder, and bursts apart. I was-- (suddenly stern) Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady. Sulley just barely gets a hand-hold on the lip of the door.) The song continues. Mike/Sulley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm off duty. On the TV, a bank of lights illuminate and flare brightly.). He comes to a stop in front of a portrait of Waternoose, and breathes a sigh of relief. One second later:), (Sulley runs back past the lockers, panic-stricken. No, no, I can't Sir, sir, you have to listen to me. We're out of snowcones. Bye, Sulley! Snowcone? No, no, no, no, no. Psst. They see Randall, Fungus and the scream cart.). Mike: Sulley, I've had enough. Mike: 1, 2, 3, 4! Sulley: Uh, hello? He zips by the Yeti, folding a fresh tray of snow. ), (Behind the fourth wall of the simulator, the tryout room is filled with yellow-suited CDA agents. Heh, heh it's a musical! Mr. Waternoose: How many times do I have to tell you? - I'm Monsters, Incorporated. Nick Schmidt: Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision. CaptFalconFTW 3 yr. ago This is Harry Hausens, a top Monstropolis eatery. How could I be so stupid? ), (He climbs from one door to the next, trying to reach Boo's door. ), (Just in time, Sulley rushes in, roaring angrily. (he steps inside.) ), (Sulley and Mike flee over to the window. And who would we be scaring today? Do I see one-twenty? "), (Sulley stands waiting in front of a bathroom stall. Mike: Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed. She got away from you again?! Good night, mom. TMA transcripts in slightly-more-readable format. Mr. Waternoose: (expecting the worse) Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far? (Mike hits a button on his keypad. ), (Sulley tosses the bear across the room. Are there kids in it? ), (Clapperboard closes and is pulled away, revealing Needleman and Smitty in front of the door shredder as they prepare to shred the defunct door. (The Yeti holds out a tray of yellow snowcones.). The singing stops. Get out of my way! Celia: (o.s., over P.A. The top door pops open and Sulley jumps out, followed by Mike. WE HAVE A 23-19!!!! Sulley punches Randall, knocking him out. The one you were after! As she does, one of her eye stalks pops off and lands in the trash. It scares little kids and little monsters. Mike: Hey, genius, you wanna know why I bought the car? Atop the cube, still visible, is Boo's eyestalk. Millions of doors, as far as the eye can see, travel on overhead tracks. Do you hear that? Mike: Waaaaaah! ), Sulley: (v.o.) Tell me you're joking. No one touches Little Mikey. Mike: Not bad, huh? ), (Mary wears a big goofy grin that says "Gotcha!" (Sulley grabs a menu and whips it in front of his and Mike's faces.). (Mr. Waternoose unlocks the can, and the sound of children's scream leak out. You hear the winds of cha--?" Here we are. Come on. You had something? Sorry, buddy. ), (Randall stops. Mike manages to grab onto Sulley's tail.). Waternoose: Get up! ), (Screen flashes, revealing Sulley in the MI bathroom. Ted Pauley grabs a handful of eyeballs from his assistant and squishes them into his face. Red alert! Mike Wazowski! Please! You guys seen Sulley anywhere? Mike and Sulley are at their lockers.). What else could go wrong? - meaning "Welcome! You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep. Look at those numbers! Mike follows. An oxygen-like mask inches towards Mike's face.). Coming through! Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake? Boo roars at Randall.). Needleman: We just wanted to wish you good luck today. ), (Suddenly, a huge shadow covers them. That was weird. ), (Randall emerges from another door. Come here, kid! Text appears on the screen: "Simulation-Not Actual Child."). (Mr. Waternoose, CEO of Monsters, Inc., steps from the shadows.). She picks up the bear and hugs it. Make way. (Charlie, Waxford and Frank gather around Randall, congratulating him.). Coming through here! We need to get there NOW!!! Suddenly, Sulley is knocked back into the room, as if punched by nothing. Sulley: Mike, what are you thinking? (A little day care kid steps up to Mike. It stops, stacked against the wall of doors.). Oh, you're all right. (Thaddeus Bile is standing on one leg, sticking his tongue out at the animatronic kid.). ), (The fabric of Sulley's chair has now been reconstructed into a makeshift monster costume.). Patrons scramble out the door, screaming. He surveys the fruit of his labors. More details are available in the progress report. As Randall walks away, the door rises, revealing Sulley hidden behind it. (In anguish, he buries his face in his hands.). Sulley: Are you sleepy? A little boy snuggles into bed as his parents' footsteps fade away from the hall. Mike: We're going! Mike : No, I'm not attacking you. (Mike leaps onto Sulley's back, sending both of them tumbling down the side of the snowy mountain. The boy, now revealed to be an animatronic, winds down and resets. Mike sighs, relieved. I think there might be a way to save her, if we can just get down to that--. As they turn to the camera, the Monsters, Inc. logo appears over Mike, blocking him entirely.). (Jerry hits a human child emergency button. Sulley breathes a sigh of relief. Morning, Sulley! Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster, to produce superior scream, refined into clean, dependable energy. Man, I have no idea what puce is (Sulley picks up the reddish-brown paperwork files and shuffles through it.

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